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TILLAMOOK HEADLIGHT. DECEMBER 29 Lunch Room Repartaa. Tha Ancient Ute of a Kiss. Wild Geese. The young man with the iron cheek A Ilomau woman in the ancient time Lf a Dock of migrating entered the quick lunch room and seat was not allowed to drink wine except Erne tired sooner than ed himself at the third table. it v ere simple raisin wine, and bow- L frequently relieved by “Belinda.” be called familiarly, “you •ver she might relish strong drinks i .ook fresh this morning.” ate could not Indulge even by stealth j “Not half as fresh as some others." —first, because she was never intrust kt. Helena. retorted the pretty waitress, with au ed with the key of the wine cellar pa great place for cates elevation of her nose. L logically »¡»eakiug. the ! “Well, well! Have you calf brains?” and. second, because she was obliged dally to greet with a kiss nil Iler own Ely If not wholly vol- I “lf I did you wouldn't order them, as well ns her husband's male repre- Lt of extinct craters are for you have uu oversupply now. ” Le of the pinuacles liuve sentatives. donn even to second cous "My. but you ure getting good for the ins. and as she kuew not «hen or wiu h as Lot's Wife, tha natinee! With the high price of meats be. the Asses' Ears and eggs come in bandy these days, don't where she might meet them she was forced to be wary and abstain alto they?” gether. for bad she tasted but a drop “No; they come In crates.” the smell would have betrayed her. Cardamoms. “Wow! Did you ever bear the story So strict were the old Ruma us in this Led of Liberian gorillas of the lucubator chick? It's not out respect that a certain Ignatius Mer- [the cardamoms, or mala- yet.” I curius is said to have slain his wife I plant. The keruel is “That will do. sonny, Did you ever must aromatic and spicy hear the story of the cold porridge? because be caught her at the wine cask—a punishment which was not Well, it's on you!” ; deemed excessive by Romulus. who all There was an unexpected tilting of j solved the husband ot the crime of ICold Pens. a dish, aud the young man with the [old pens made in this iron cheek was showered with oat ' murder. Another Romau lady who un Paint, Varnish, Window der the pretense of taking a little wine I all manufactured by meal.—Boston Post. for her stomach's sake aud frequent Id being cut from strips infirmities indulged somewhat too free | by scissors and every Consolation. Lrution being performed ly was mulcted to the full amount of A little girl of thirteen or so found her dowry. kse handmade gold pens herself one day possessed of a new |o J2O and were far Infe- emotion—a desire to be pretty. She Among the Honors. ■aihiue made article of struggled with if. but finully went to for Great Saw One of-the last times that Bishop ly. the long mirror iu the hall and for the Burgess of Long lslnnd dined out was first time iu her life looked at herself at the Press club, where the waiters 's National Hymn, critically from bead to foot. She saw law uf Mexico the na- what most girls see at thirteen—a are all negroes. The head waiter bowed Most Merchants Tillamook lay be played only on oc- lanky creature, mostly legs and arms, Bishop Burgess and Ills host profusely | the chief executive of hands aud feet. It hurt her. aud she to their places. "This way, adm'ral." the governor of a state went out of doors to think It over. said be. “Tek this table. You get a Thought resulted in tears, aud lu tears bettah view of the harbor heah. ad she was found half an hour later by m'ral.” tile Manchuria, “I am not au admiral.” said Bishop her particular chum, a boy near her barren land in Manchtt- own age. Anxious inquiry as to why Burgess, smiling. ■very acre is cultivated. "My mlstek. sub.” said the bead she was crying induced her to speak. “Oil. Harold." she walled. “I've Just waiter. “Ah mout er known all the lie Polar Dear. time I was or talkin' to a military k arctic night approaches looked at myself lu the glass, aud I'm man. You like dis table, colonel?" so homely!” it repairs to the foot of a "I am not a colonel." said Bishop The lioy was puzzled, but sympa | other similarly exposed thetic, and made an effort at consola Burgess, smiling more broadly. “I am lows the snow to cover tion. He looked at her a minute, then a bishop." "To be sbuab. suh." said the bead awkwardly patted her. saying sooth waiter. "To-o be sliuah! Ve’y sorry ingly : Ig Norv.egian Custom. “Not homely. Alice: Just funny look for mah inistek. suh. I got dem titles Lug state balls In Norway of adm’ral and colonel wrong, suh, but In doubt as to whether or ing.”—New York Times. Ah was all right on de main issue. Ah rn can be counted on for knowed soon as Ah saw you dat you Doesn’t Know her Age. » custom <>f the court de- There is a glaring phase of unfair was one of de face cards of your pro pse women who intend to wear white, while those ness in the |>osition of the two sexes, fession. suh."—Cincinnati Times-Star. I" trip the light fantastic despite all our struggles for the suf Purely Hypothetical. frage. A woman still dreads to tell gir in black. “Uncle Henry, I want to ask your her age. no matter how youthful she mav look, while as long as a man advice.” tapes In Persia. "Well?” leva rd is ts preserve grapes looks youthful he is generally willing “But you mustn’t mention it to a liv fee or four mouths after to admit and even to boast of how lovering the bunches with many milestones be has passed. There ing soul. Suppose you were a young is at least one father who understood girl of my age and three men had pro this problem In time and who gave posed to you. oue of them a young his daughter a fair chance in life by preacher, fine looking and well edu I The Camel. I camel travels two miles never letting her know how old she cated. the second one a handsome bn long trliis across the was. He realized at her birth that a young man in business, swell dresser ie miles a day is an aver- time would come when she would not and thinking the world of you, and the Khough swift messengers, want to tell her age, and he spared her thltd a rich foreigner with n distin bunted dromedary posts the humiliation of having to prevari guished air about him and well spoken cate. so she was never told either her of by everybody. Which of the three 1 to Mossoul and Damas brty. fifty and even more age or the place where she was born, do you think would make the best hus and there were no birth records pre band?” retch. served !n the family.—New York “Why, Annabel, child, consult your World. own heart. Which of the three do Plant Growth. you love best?” le their most rapid growth Tearing a Proverb to Tatters. “Mercy, Uncle Henry! Nobody's pro Sd G in the morning. One of our correspondents, to whom posed to me yet. I’m only trying to s<> far as we can remember we never get pointers, so I’ll know the right It Historic Spot. ■ground used as Prospect did any Injury, sends us the following: man when he comes along.”—Chicago Carlyle said that genius is ail in Tribune. bklvn many American and I ts were killed iu the his- finite capacity for taking pains. We Th« Preoaration of Parchment. Lf Long Island when Wasb- venture to think this definition appro Parchment Is the ..kin of sceep or I the American army by a priate to n clerk. But in a doctor geulus is au Infl other animals prepared in sheets to I retreat. Four hundred render them fit for being written upon. Bops alone were killed iu nite capacity for slaking pains. In a commercial traveler, for taking The heavier parchment, used for drum bile guarding the rear of trains. beads. Is made from the skins of ass ig army. Iu a literary man. for raking brains. es. older calves, wolves and goats. All In a sanitary engineer, for making these are similarly prepared. The I City of Padlocks. drains. skin, being freed from the hair, is ■Iberia. Is a city of pad And in a Don Juan, forsaking placed in a lime pit to cleanse It from re are as many us Hire« for backache, rheumatism, kidney or bladder trouble, and urinary irregularities. Janes. fat. The pelt is then stretched upon D some shop doors, mill Oscar Wilde's emendation of the a frame, care lielng taken that the sur Folcy ’a Kidney Pills purify the blood, restore lost vitality and vigor. Refuse substitute*. I Story shutter bears from proverb was at once briefer and more face is free from wrinkles. The flesh is Sold by Chas. I. Clough. obvious, “Genius." he said, “is an in- pared off with a circular knife, after finite Incapacity for taking pains.”— which it is moistened, and whiting Id Mexican Beliefs. Ends Winter» Trouble». spread over it. Then the workman, ¡Mexican tribes believe that London News. with a large pumice stone, ruin the To many, winter is a season of I curried to tile moou by a The frost bitten toes and skin. He next goes over It with an trouble. Shopping Troubles. monkey faced owl; that “Tomorrow Is my wife’s birthday, Iron Instrument end rubs It carefully fingers, chapped hands and lips, ng there It is met by its chilblains, cold sores, red and rough of ancestors, who come and I want to buy a proaeut that will with pumice stone without chalk. Fi skins, prove this. But such trou tickle her." nally the skin is gradually dried, tight ' train of white donkeys; bles fly before Buklen’s Arnica "We have a nice ening beiug occasionally required line of feather Irlt Is then esi-orttd to a Salve. A trial convinces. Great in the center of the moon, boas." est healer of Burns, Boils, Piles, “ No, XPORT BEER no. I mean something _ that Cuts, Sores, Eczema ami Sprains. signs supreme. A Fast Express. would make a hit with her." The slow train is still the target for Only 22c. at Chas. I. Clough s. KAISER BLUME ‘Anything In hammers?” the shafts of the humorist. Recently Sun's Temperature, "Y ou misunderstand. I want some an EngHab wag sent the following let ternis rature lias lieen iate- ”1 had been troubled with consti Unsurpassed. Non Intoxicating I at .>.373. 5.MIJO and 5.4:» thing striking that’’— ter to the editor of bts local paper; pation for twoteara and tried all of “Ah. you wish a clock." “Sir. Is there no way to put a stop to the best physicians in Bristol, Tenn., MiHocbaa. a French as ’That'» nil."-Cleveland Plain Deal- begging along the line of the railway? and they could do nothing for me,” MALT TEA •s compared the thermal For instance, yesterday an aged me:: writes Thos. E. Williams, Middle results «Ith those of an er. dk-ant with a wooden leg kept pace boro, Ky. ’’Two packages of Cham ■ee of known teuiperture. berlain's Stomach and Liver Tab PtrmanMt. with the afternoon express all the way lets cured me.” For sale by Lamar's “ Mr. Smith." »poke up the young I Christmas Pis. from Blankton to 8 pace ley and an a re preventa noyed the passengers exceedingly, go Drug Store. ry feature of a Christmas lawyer. “1 come here tive of your neighbor. Tom Jone», with England was an Im me ime log from one open window to another When yon feet ure wet »nd cold, kind. * it was usually colu- the comrnl Aou to collect a debt due with his importuneate solfc-itslioo».’’ and your laxly chilled through »ml i and fleah and fowl. We him." through from eiisMUrr, take » big BOTTLKD HI THE “I congratulate yoa." answered Mr. dose of Ch»rnlx-rl»in’» Cough Reni the reign of llenry Prines Henry, the Navigator. edy, Imtlie your feet in hot water Glotn-ester was once Smith, "on obtaining so permanent a The kingdom of Portugal counted In before going to lied, and you are monarch to procure Job at aueb an early stage in your its royal bouse one of the men who almoHt certain to ward off a severe ■on. t< n peseoeks «nd ten career.”—Succere Magasine hold first rank in scientific attain cold. For »»le by launar*» Drug Christmas pies. ment and practical application. He Store. Hardly. "was the sou of John I. of Portugal •f England He tea. A Sunday school teacher, after read and Queen Phll ppn (who was an Eng Banka On Bure Thins Now ing the story of Ananias and Sap Lnglan«! may i-wu>* lish prlncesai; be spent his life io • ‘ I ’ll never be without Dr. King's sod» Hater». Siplhoii», lUrfleit Minerai ’Vernmeut aerarttiea to phire to the Juvenile claas. asked. sending oat ships on royagss of dis New Life Pill» »gom,*’ writrs A. Bout IBlAOOiUMn. and “Now. children. why doesn't the Lord covery. and it was through this Prince Srhinge« k. OI7 ElmJM.. Buffalo. N.Y. W tuna be covered by strike everybody dead who tells a UeF' Henry, called the Navigator." tha: “They cured me of chrome consti ► Issue ba» varied lit “'Caoee." answered a bright little Columbus got bls Ides of seeking fur pation when »11 el»* failed- • "• i the present tin».’. equaled for Biliousnesn. Jaundice, fellow, "there wouldn't he anybody a new laud serosa the sea indigestion. Headache. Chill», Ma left hardly."—Chicago News. laria and Debility. at ( lisa. I Clough’». nn HEADQUARTERS FOR “ing ; ~ t X01 *^1 "‘auiock. oj F°r 8ale “I- r’ctl .U For Dürft, *" Notice *‘“st Cai, G' -Mao«,, y tan<lCo.||SI ent on »aw i jjgned, (■ For Sale •rand Piauo ni9h- Tim. I «ew ando, Stool an j *4 <1 »ee it at “E T heköki J Ihe Pop C|J Sewing ;lr opponimi '‘at will |w, ?y monthly'. '*> «cariti;, II jruaramep, III »cep it him ‘achine win k lent. lelivered atm 'lustration trid, see theXmiJ IPMAX.TiJjJ baleni'« je3 Dairy Fi« lying 3 Bl Bankjngand, district, wnk ind. dyked (idea worth f.)ij y ma rah, in gq >rth 1100 perì bench, vame»S timber, «,rtj in log« at d lie 216 asma e worth Miri and trout I m tract. FmeJ building ■ otor boat to ■ at lauduc I ). stores, aa building sal i J ike t» m ifl litanie lue;re rest. i II. NltLVl.V.’Ire Box 35, Eonfl ICAPJ or girl rt ision ii fl 1 in the re in the d our bo; »1 tow a Mil average «1 rt the t there it 4 natter riH id out cod« you will J • for »M lesn’t M I ,hf ild-it » M the ert’j isaee an ■ •ed to ft hing lM •ds of the that ttej .Mon DAIRYMEN’ AND S SUPPLIES STEEL STOVES & RANCES We carry a Large Stock of Tinware Hardware and China ns Oils, & i Doors, Sashes Agents ALEX The the McNAIR Reliable in Western CO County Tillamook Lumber Manufacturing Compy Manufacturers of H emlock CUMBER KILN DRY FLOORING, CEILING, RUSTIC AND FINISHED LUMBER ALI KINDS OF MOULDINGS We Make the Best CHEESE BOXES for Tillamook County’s Most Famous Cheese. Columbia Bottling Co Astoria, Oregon the Wilt« To Help Some One For »» ye»rd J. F Hoyer, offer tile. Mo.. needed help andi ooldn't find it That'* why he wants to help someone now Suffering so long himself he feel» for »IldiMrrs» from Bnrhache. Nervmiene»» Lone of I Appetite. Iu»esttude and Kidney disorder» He «hows that hlertrrr Hitters work wonders for surh trou ble» "Five hottie».'' he writes wftollycurerl me and now 1 am well •ad hearty It» »«f® P‘»»«t»*«’Iy guaranteed for Liver Troulite f»ya irfsu, IM»»»i Ihaorder» Female | Complaints * Malaria Try ■Be, at 1 I tough • 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 4 Tillamook Iron Works • General Machiniste A Blacksmith*.' j Koilrr Work, lx»«»r,a Work asM H«uy Eorcioc Fl«« ■»blue Work ■ Mprclally TILLA MOOK